Rude Bastards Tour Berlin: Bold & Unfiltered City Walk

Witty, unfiltered, and politically incorrect – explore Berlin’s past and subculture with humor, bold stories, and insider knowledge.
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up to 1 people
Berlin
3h30

About this Tour

Dive into Berlin history and sights with total rudeness

Berlin is where it happened! From the rise of the Prussian empire to Fall of the Wall, from the Threepenny Opera to the flourishing of techno, this city is full of happenings and histories. It may all seem a bit overwhelming at first, which is why we recommend that you begin your Berlin sightseeing with us! Our flagship Berlin walking tour, the Rude Bastards, is very different from the usual politically correct BS that you are likely to experience from the stodgy lecturing types. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Berlin. So bear in mind it will be full of bad language, unapologetic jokes and, yes, of course, wildly disrespectful history lessons! No snowflakes allowed!!! Hopping all the time from East Germany to the West (and even Nazi Berlin) with our guide, you will get introductions to all the characters that shaped this city, including You-know-Who, Charlie who’s actually Jeff, jelly donut and of course, The Great, also known as Fritz! Interested yet? The Rude Bastards Berlin Walking Tour in English is one of the highest-rated English language tours in the city, and it’s also available in Spanish! Apart from providing a historical walking tour, our guide will also provide you with the down-low on Berlin nightlife – and once again, expect some no-BS, practical and rude advice that will help you blend in with the natives and help you best plan your Berlin itinerary. We are available around the year, even in the freezing German winter. So book now!

Important: This experience is for adults only due to mature content.

Steps of the tour

  • Meeting point: Potsdamer Platz 10, in front of Espresso House (look for a small yellow flag)
  • 3.5-hour walking tour with stops at:
    • Potsdamer Platz
    • Tiergarten & Soviet Memorial
    • Reichstag & Brandenburg Gate
    • Holocaust Memorial & Hitler’s Bunker
    • 15-minute break
    • Luftwaffe HQ & Berlin Wall
    • Checkpoint Charlie & Gendarmenmarkt
    • Bebelplatz & Museum Island
  • Uncensored stories of Berlin’s nightlife & underground culture
  • Ends near Museum Island – open end to explore more

Who should take part in this tour?

Perfect for bold explorers, history lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone ready to discover the real Berlin beyond the typical tours.

Details to remember

What to bring to the tour?

  • Comfortable shoes
  • Weather-appropriate clothing
  • Open mind & good vibes

What is included in this tour?

  • 3.5-hour walking tour in English
  • Entertaining, knowledgeable local guide
  • Insider tips on bars, clubs & local culture
  • Engaging historical storytelling
  • Short break during the tour

Team events and private groups

Bookable as a private or team event – ideal for groups who love edgy, alternative city tours!

Duration

3h30

Location

Starts at Potsdamer Platz 10 – central Berlin, easy access by U-Bahn and S-Bahn.

Languages

German, English, French