Paint by numbers with SpongeBob and Patrick

Here is a course description that could come straight from the Crispy Crab:

🎨 Paint by numbers with SpongeBob & Patrick: masterpieces from Bikini Bottom! 🍍

Are you ready to awaken your inner artist? And not just any artist, but someone who has mastered the fine art of painting by numbers! Forget Squidward's boring art classes — the most creative painting party in the ocean is now taking place in Pineapples!

Under the professional (well, almost professional) guidance of SpongeBob SquarePants and his loyal assistant Patrick Star, you'll transform a white canvas into a masterful underwater work of art.

🌟 This is what you can expect in the course:

Precision techniques with SpongeBob: Learn how to hit the lines with pinpoint accuracy! SpongeBob shows you his patented “wrist twisting technique,” with which he turns otherwise perfect burgers.

Color philosophy with Patrick: You don't know whether field number 3 should be pink or magenta? Patrick explains his very own color logic to you (note: It usually has something to do with ice cream).

Jellyfish break: When fingers cramp from holding the brush, we take a short break for imaginary jellyfish fishing in the room to restart creativity.

Musical accompaniment: The painting is of course to the soft sounds of the Ukulele and Patrick's touching snoring.

🖌️ Who is this course for?

For everyone over 3 (or 300) years of age.

For absolute beginners who have never held a brush before.

For anyone who wants to learn the difference between a “Wumbo” brush and a normal brush.

Note: Squidward tentacles are strictly prohibited (it depresses the colors).

🎒 What you need to bring:

“You don't need any previous experience, my friend! Just a good dose of imagination! “— SpongeBob

We provide the canvases, the paints (guaranteed non-toxic in case Patrick nibbles on them) and the brushes. Just bring a good mood and maybe a few Krabby Burger snacks.