Rude Bastards Tour in Cologne: Bold Stories & City Sights
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About this Tour
Discover Cologne on the Rude Bastards Tour – an edgy English walking tour full of cheeky jokes, historic gossip, and party tips. This is no ordinary city tour: explore the Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, and Old Town while hearing the unfiltered side of Cologne’s history. With LGBTQ+ hotspots and insider nightlife tips, this tour offers a hilarious and unique way to get to know the city. Perfect for curious travelers who want more than just dates and names.
Steps of the tour
- Meeting point: Rudolfplatz 8–10, 50674 Cologne (in front of McDonald's) – look for the yellow mini-flag
- Starts on time; max. waiting time 10 minutes
- Duration: approx. 2.5 hours
- Stops include: Cologne Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, Old Town
- Funny, sarcastic stories about Cologne’s history
- Includes LGBTQ+ areas and underground party scene
- Tips for food, drinks, and nightlife at the end
Who should take part in this tour?
For anyone who wants to discover Cologne in an honest, cheeky way – full of bold jokes, culture, and party vibes. Great for unconventional travelers, solo explorers, and small groups.
Details to remember
Can You Handle It? Tours
CYHIT (Can You Handle It? Tours) offers fun, engaging walking tours that blend history, local insight, and humor. Since 2010, delivering unique city experiences across Belgium, Germany, U.K., and the Netherlands, with a quirky, entertaining approach to sightseeing.
