Royal Rude Bastards Tour Potsdam: Bold Palace Stroll

Discover Potsdam with humor and history: Sanssouci, Cecilienhof & more – packed with witty, raw royal tales!
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up to 15 people
Berlin
4h

About this Tour

Discover Potsdam, often called the German Versailles. Once neglected, its Gardens and Prussian Palaces have been beautifully restored. Explore the former residence of the Hohenzollern dynasty - Prussian Kings and later German Kaisers.

The tour's highlight is the unique Sanssouci Palace, a personal project of Frederick the Great, Prussia's most eccentric king. We'll delve into the fascinating creations of this intriguing ruler at Sanssouci.

You'll hear entertaining stories about Frederick (affectionately known as Fritz) and other famous Hohenzollern royals, whose descendants still live today.

Our journey includes Potsdam's historic Old Market Square, the original Brandenburg Gate, and the Palace of the Potsdam Conference. We'll explore these sites with a mix of history and humor.

This 4-hour walking tour covers significant ground, so wear comfortable shoes and bring water.

Steps of the tour

  • Meeting point: Hardenbergplatz 11 (Berlin Zoo, in front of McDonald's), then train ride to Potsdam (~30 min)
  • Walk through Old Market Square, Brandenburg Gate, Cecilienhof & Church of Peace
  • Photo stops at the historic Windmill Tower
  • Stories and scandals at Sanssouci about "Fritz" – Frederick the Great
  • Walk past the Orangery and the New Palace
  • Midway break (food and drinks optional)
  • Visit to Frederick’s grave and the famous Conference Palace
  • Return train ride to Berlin

Who should take part in this tour?

  • History lovers with a sense of irony
  • Travelers looking for an alternative tour of Potsdam
  • Adults (18+) who enjoy bold humor and witty commentary
  • Curious minds who prefer English-speaking, unfiltered storytelling

Details to remember

What to bring to the tour?

  • Comfortable shoes and weather-appropriate clothing
  • Valid ABC zone ticket (Berlin–Potsdam)
  • Water and snacks

What is included in this tour?

  • Entertaining, English-speaking tour guide with bold commentary
  • Views of royal landmarks (outside only) like Sanssouci & Cecilienhof
  • Political incorrectness, laughter & historical insights

Team events and private groups

Bookable as a private or team event – ideal for groups who love edgy, alternative city tours!

Duration

4h

Location

Starts at Berlin Zoo (McDonald’s), train to Potsdam – top sights all within walking distance.

Languages

English