Rude Bastards Tour in Cologne: Walking Tour

Unfiltered walking tour in English full of irony, Cologne history & nightlife tips – for those who love cheeky humor and real stories.
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up to 15 people
Köln
2h30

About this Tour

Discover Cologne on the Rude Bastards Tour – an edgy English walking tour full of cheeky jokes, historic gossip, and party tips. This is no ordinary city tour: explore the Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, and Old Town while hearing the unfiltered side of Cologne’s history. With LGBTQ+ hotspots and insider nightlife tips, this tour offers a hilarious and unique way to get to know the city. Perfect for curious travelers who want more than just dates and names.

Steps of the tour

  • Meeting point: Rudolfplatz 8–10, 50674 Cologne (in front of McDonald's) – look for the yellow mini-flag
  • Starts on time; max. waiting time 10 minutes
  • Duration: approx. 2.5 hours
  • Stops include: Cologne Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, Old Town
  • Funny, sarcastic stories about Cologne’s history
  • Includes LGBTQ+ areas and underground party scene
  • Tips for food, drinks, and nightlife at the end

Who should take part in this tour?

For anyone who wants to discover Cologne in an honest, cheeky way – full of bold jokes, culture, and party vibes. Great for unconventional travelers, solo explorers, and small groups.

Details to remember

What to bring to the tour?
  • Comfortable shoes
  • Weather-appropriate clothing
  • An open mind and sense of humor
What is included in this tour?
  • Guided walking tour
  • Visit to top sights and cultural areas
  • Entertaining, sarcastic storytelling
  • Insider tips for eating, drinking, partying
Team events and private groups
Bookable as a private or team event – ideal for groups who love edgy, alternative city tours!
Duration
2h30
Location
Meeting point at Rudolfplatz – centrally located, easy to reach, look for the guide with the yellow flag.
Languages
German, English, Spanish