Rude Bastards Tour in Cologne: Walking Tour



Teamevent from €50.00 per Person
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About this Tour
Discover Cologne on the Rude Bastards Tour – an edgy English walking tour full of cheeky jokes, historic gossip, and party tips. This is no ordinary city tour: explore the Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, and Old Town while hearing the unfiltered side of Cologne’s history. With LGBTQ+ hotspots and insider nightlife tips, this tour offers a hilarious and unique way to get to know the city. Perfect for curious travelers who want more than just dates and names.
Steps of the tour
- Meeting point: Rudolfplatz 8–10, 50674 Cologne (in front of McDonald's) – look for the yellow mini-flag
- Starts on time; max. waiting time 10 minutes
- Duration: approx. 2.5 hours
- Stops include: Cologne Cathedral, Belgian Quarter, Hahnentor, St. Kolumba, Old Town
- Funny, sarcastic stories about Cologne’s history
- Includes LGBTQ+ areas and underground party scene
- Tips for food, drinks, and nightlife at the end
Who should take part in this tour?
For anyone who wants to discover Cologne in an honest, cheeky way – full of bold jokes, culture, and party vibes. Great for unconventional travelers, solo explorers, and small groups.