Royal Rude Bastards Tour Potsdam: Bold Palace Stroll

Discover Potsdam with humor and history: Sanssouci, Cecilienhof & more – packed with witty, raw royal tales!
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up to 15 people
Berlin
4h

About this Tour

Join the unforgettable 4-hour Royal Rude Bastards Tour through Potsdam – uncensored, charmingly rude, and packed with scandalous royal history. With outrageous stories of the Hohenzollerns, hidden sites, and stunning landmarks like Sanssouci, Cecilienhof, and the New Palace, this tour is unlike any you’ve experienced. Funny, offbeat, and historically sharp – ideal for anyone who enjoys truth served with a side of sarcasm.

Steps of the tour

  • Meeting point: Hardenbergplatz 11 (Berlin Zoo, in front of McDonald's), then train ride to Potsdam (~30 min)
  • Walk through Old Market Square, Brandenburg Gate, Cecilienhof & Church of Peace
  • Photo stops at the historic Windmill Tower
  • Stories and scandals at Sanssouci about "Fritz" – Frederick the Great
  • Walk past the Orangery and the New Palace
  • Midway break (food and drinks optional)
  • Visit to Frederick’s grave and the famous Conference Palace
  • Return train ride to Berlin

Who should take part in this tour?

  • History lovers with a sense of irony
  • Travelers looking for an alternative tour of Potsdam
  • Adults (18+) who enjoy bold humor and witty commentary
  • Curious minds who prefer English-speaking, unfiltered storytelling

Details to remember

What to bring to the tour?
  • Comfortable shoes and weather-appropriate clothing
  • Valid ABC zone ticket (Berlin–Potsdam)
  • Water and snacks
What is included in this tour?
  • Entertaining, English-speaking tour guide with bold commentary
  • Views of royal landmarks (outside only) like Sanssouci & Cecilienhof
  • Political incorrectness, laughter & historical insights
Team events and private groups
Bookable as a private or team event – ideal for groups who love edgy, alternative city tours!
Duration
4h
Location
Starts at Berlin Zoo (McDonald’s), train to Potsdam – top sights all within walking distance.
Languages
English